These are great when your sinuses are clogged; just make sure that you have some Kleenex handy. Play with the ratio of hot sauce to butter / margarine if you are feeling particularly brave , you’re a glutton for punishment or part time pyromaniac.

And yes, they burn on the way out too.

FYI – Lots = at least a tablespoon, Pinch = about 1/2 teaspoon.

Ingredients? Pft. This stuff is the ammunition!

• Lots of Cayenne Pepper
• Lots of Crushed Red Pepper
• Lots of Ground Black Pepper
• A pinch of Sea Salt
• A pinch Dried Oregano
• A pinch Garlic Powder
• 1 package of dried Italian Salad dressing seasoning mix
• 1/2 stick of Butter (or margarine)
• 1 1/2 cups Frank’s Hot Wing Sauce (or more if you have the stones for it)
• 1 Can Beverage of your choice
• Lots of Chicken Wings. (about 5 lbs.)

What to do with them
Pre-heat oven or Oil (400 degrees). Season wings with Sea salt, Ground Black Pepper ( you down with GBP? Yeah you know me…), the Dried Oregano and Garlic Powder.
Bake or fry the chicken wings (usually 8-10 minutes give or take). Drain, if you fried.
Melt butter. Mix Frank’s Hot Wing Sauce, Butter, Crushed Red Pepper and the Italian Salad dressing mix in a dish.
Immerse wings in the sauce. Leave ‘em there for a bit and make sure they frolic in the sauce.
Yes. I said frolic.
Open can of beverage of your choice. Drink the entire contents of the can. Slowly. Don’t guzzle, savor. Savor.
While you were drinking, they have had some time to play nice in the sauce. Remove the wings from the sauce (setting the sauce aside) and the freshly sauced wings for 3-5 minutes.
If you have a Hazardous environment suit now would be a good time to put it on.
Removed the now radioactive wings from the oven, plate and cover with the remaining sauce.
Remove the Hazardous Environment Suit.
Place large amounts of cold, drinkable liquids in close proximity. Check the batteries on the Geiger counter.
Eat the wings, stop when your face feel like a three alarm fire or if your lips swell into the approximate shape of an eggplant.

Serving Size
Consume until you are full or spontaneously combust, whichever comes first.

ZOMG... So good. Soooooo good

I get hungry. I’ll admit it. I get hungry all the time. Especially around lunch time. It happens and I’m not ashamed of it. Normally, I will satisfy myself with whatever is close at hand; candy, dog treats, stale potato chips, pre-chewed gum, whatever. Every once in a while, however, I need something a little bit more. Something tasty and substantial.

Yeah, healthy would be good too but it’s not high on my list of priorities at the moment.

So today I rummaged through the fridge, randomly grabbing things that didn’t appear moldy or sentient and got busy on the kitchen counter. The recipe that follows it the epic, stunningly delicious sandwich that will change how you see Tuna for all time.

Any second now Kanye West will be interrupting someone’s lunch to give them the down low on this bad boy.

Enjoy

Ingredients:

1 can Tuna (in water)

1 small Roma Tomato

1/2 small white onion

1 stalk of celery

1 tablespoon of pickled Jalapenos

1 tablespoon of pickled banana peppers

1 1/2 tablespoons Mayo

1/4 teaspoon Salt

1/4 teaaspoon Ground Black Pepper (you down with GBP? Yeah you know me…)

1/2 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper

Take all the veggies and slice and dice until they are very tiny. Well, moderately tiny. In a nice sized bowl (or dog dish – you know, whatever happens to be handy) dump the freshly chopped garden items and assorted seasonings. Open and drain the tuna (fish out of water – see what I did there?) Invite the tuna  to a winner take all grudge match with the veggies and mayo. Let them got at it for a few.

Serve over some good bread. Not the cheap stuff either. This sandwich deserves a grain altar commensurate with it’s innate majesty. You may, at your discretion, invite a smattering of Pepper Jack Cheese to the party but make sure you seat them first on the freshly toasted bread.

Consume. Feel free to enjoy the ensuing mouthgasm with unabashed glee.

Warning: May induce Maniacal Laughter and / or a smug, self satisfied expression.

May 4th – a.k.a. May the Fourth Be With You – is finally here. In honor of all Geekery that is Star Wars, here are a few examples of web culture for your viewing pleasure.

5. Brits go wild: Isle of Wight Couple get married by force.

Isle of Wight Star Wars Wedding

4. Yoda’s Got Boogers

3.  The Star Wars Medley by Moosebutter This post can barely contain how epic this song is…

2. Awesome Defined

1. Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

There’s more than one version of the Star Wars Gangsta Rap Video but for my money, the Special Edition Version is in a class by itself. Happy Star Wars Day and May the 4th be with you!

Well, Google Maps is one of the most used services on the internet. Get from point A to point B and catch the occasional drunk guy peeing on the sidewalk. You basically type in where you are starting and where you want to go and – BAM! – Out pop directions.

You can select directions based on mode of transportation; Car, Bike, Public Transportation and Walking.

But what if you want directions for a mythical journey?

Google has you covered.

Go to maps.google.com and type “The Shire” for Point A and “Mordor” for Point B. Follow the directions, drop off the ring in Mt Doom and beware Gollum.

But your boss might not be happy about that.So this is where you have a folder called “NETTEST” (doesn’t have to be capitalized) stands for NETWORK TESTING. if your boss comes up to you ans see’s video games your testing the network because it wasn’t working a second ago and hay! you are playing games and your boss doesn’t care because you are testing the network. SEROUS PROBLEM AVERTED!

(only used by professional IT workers do not attempt at work you will get fired most likely)

Let’s face it, the “Just plain funny” series of promos was anything but.

Not sure if they were paying attention but TNT finally nailed one. This Is one of the Best funny TV commercials I have ever seen. Including the Old Spice, Budweiser or even the Doritos  commercials. Kudos to TNT for thinking outside the box on this one.

On a side note, why have I not seen this button anywhere? I would totally press it.

The Drama Button [HD]